Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

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Norwegian Jokes More Norwegian Jokes

Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

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What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

deez nuts

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why can't Ross &amp Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

Fjord Jokes More Fjord Jokes

What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.