Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

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How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

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How do you make a woman drive in a circle?

Take away her rights.

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

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What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.

How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

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Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord