Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark.

What's a Norwegian's favourite car?

A Fjord Fjesta

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What's the hardest part of golf for asians?

Driving

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

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How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

Where do hipsters drown?

the mainstream.

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Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord