Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

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What's a Norwegian's favourite car?

A Fjord Fjesta

Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

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Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

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What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

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Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord