No Beef Stew at all
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They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.
A Fjord Fjesta
A last name
Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)
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They both get clubbed by Norwegians...
They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark.
The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!
Tell a cow they're being watched.
None because they pee sitting down.
A fjord
Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line
They have a pirate bay......
If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.
It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.
Because they are easier to see in the dark.
Chicken Kiev
A: Knock on the hatch.
Bless you!
By Norse code!
a Norsissist.
