Norwegian Jokes

What's better than Norwegian Beef Stew?

No Beef Stew at all

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Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

What's a Norwegian's favourite car?

A Fjord Fjesta

What long and hard thing does a Norwegian wife get on her wedding night?

A last name

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

How many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark.

Why are Norwegian women so hot?

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!

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Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

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Why are Norwegian women so hot?

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!

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Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

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Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

What Pokemon can you find at Auschwitz?

Gastly

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How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.

What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

Why are womens feet shorter than mens?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !

Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

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What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft

What does a polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

a new last name