What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

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Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play?

GET OFF MY LAN!

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What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

Whos there?

Yoda lady. Yoda lady who Good job yodeling! 2.Knock knock. Whos there Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!

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Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

Who's there ! Belle ! Belle who ?

Belle-t up and open this door !

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Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

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What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

What is one thing you always get on your birthday?

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How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael