What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

Michael Jokes More Michael Jokes

What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael

Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.