What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call the kid of an Iceland and Cuban parents?

Ice cubes.

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

Why do Eskimos have wide noses?

Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.

How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What did the Mexican kid get for his birthday?

My bike :(

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

Michael Jokes More Michael Jokes

What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."