What is one thing you always get on your birthday?

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What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

A: The Crime Rate!

What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

What did the blind, innocent, sweet, paraplegic 7 year old boy get for his birthday?

Cancer.