What is one thing you always get on your birthday?

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What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

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What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!

How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";