What is one thing you always get on your birthday?

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What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

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What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it