What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!

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What did one Snowman say to the other Snowman?

Can you smell carrot?

How do snowmen get around?

By icicle.

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Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke LOL

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

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What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

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What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.