What did you get for your birthday?

Another year!

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What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?

Because everyone wishes him a new ear.

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How old were you on your last birthday?

Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.