Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?

Because everyone wishes him a new ear.

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Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?

Because everyone wishes him a new ear.

What did Vincent van Gogh call himself when he joined the Justice League?

The Starry Knight