Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?

Because everyone wishes him a new ear.

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Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

Why was the tallest man in the world troubled?

Because he had no one to look up to.

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Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

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Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

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What would Vincent Van Gogh be if he was a sheep?

Lamb Gogh

What's the difference between Vincent van Gogh and Evander Holyfield?

Are you serious? I could give you a mouthful.