Because he had no one to look up to.
Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.
It has 4 rabbits' feet.
I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either
Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST