Why was the tallest man in the world troubled?

Because he had no one to look up to.

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Why did the chicken go around the world?

Because his name was Marco Pollo..

How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

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What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

What did both the bomb expert and the digital clock maker say to their mother?

Look, Ma! No hands!