Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

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What do you call a supernatural being that only grants wishes to men?

A miso-genie!

How do men in New Zealand address their women?

Hey! Ewe!"

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Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

What's the worst thing about your girlfriend having a miscarriage?

Trying to look upset.

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Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't !

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

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How does loose leaf watch TV?

Paper-view

Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"