Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.

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What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

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Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't !

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

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How does loose leaf watch TV?

Paper-view

Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"