Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

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What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?

Ruth-less.

What is it called when a man molests with each release?

Per version.

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How do people look at the internet?

Me: How Him: With their google-y eyes

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

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Who's there ! Begonia ! Begonia who ?

Begonia bother me !

What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......

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Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

How does loose leaf watch TV?

Paper-view