Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

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Eclipse it

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To make sure he still wasn't there.

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Begonia bother me !

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Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

How does loose leaf watch TV?

Paper-view