What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

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How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone ?

A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven?

Because Seven was a registered six offender.

How can you make seven even?

How can you make seven even? Take away the letter S.

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What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

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Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

What's red and has 7 dents?

Snow White's cherry

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What do you call it when a lemon jerks off her own brother until he chafes?

Inzest

Why are jerks nice sometimes?

Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)

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Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet?

Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD