What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

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What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

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What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil

Why don't asians like to applause?

Because every time they do all they do is crap

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What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.