What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

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What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

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What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.

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What kinda pet would John Wayne get?

He'd get a long little doggie.

What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.