What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

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What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg?

A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet )

What do you call a black prince?

A british tank you racist.

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When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

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What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.