Why are constipated people so rude?

They don't give a crap

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What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

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What do mathmeticians do when they are constipated?

Work it out with a pencil

What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

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What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.