Why are constipated people so rude?

They don't give a crap

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What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.

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How do you say constipated in german?

Farhfrumpoopin'.

Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

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What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.