Why are constipated people so rude?

They don't give a crap

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Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

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Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

Why are constipated people so rude?

They don't give a crap

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Why don't asians like to applause?

Because every time they do all they do is crap

What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?