Why are constipated people so rude?

They don't give a crap

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Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

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What do you call a constipated mason?

A brick-layer.

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

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What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil

What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?