What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.

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Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

Crap Jokes More Crap Jokes

What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil

How long does it take for a White woman to take a crap?

9 Months.

Speech Jokes More Speech Jokes

Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.

Why was the schwa bad at giving speeches?

He said "uhh" way too much.