What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.

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Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why wouldn't the man dance?

His pants had no ballroom.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

Crap Jokes More Crap Jokes

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

Speech Jokes More Speech Jokes

Why does the speech impaired baker say he got fired?

He took one too many whisks.

What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.