What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.

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Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

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What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

Why are constipated people so rude?

They don't give a crap

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What do you call an Italian with one arm?

Speech impaired.

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.