What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.

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Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

Where do I put my pants?

He said, "Over there by mine."

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What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket

What does a bad salesman and a toilet have in common?

They are both full of crap.

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What do you call an Italian with one arm?

Speech impaired.

Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.