What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

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What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

What's your favorite game if you wear a turban?

Hide-and-Sikh

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.

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Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'