What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

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What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

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Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

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What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!