What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

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Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.

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What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

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What do you call a sheep with no legs ?

A cloud.

What did the CN tower say to the clouds???

Only the tip baby, I promise!