What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

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What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

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What's Mario's favorite type of pants?

DenimDenimDenim*

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

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Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

Why was the Sun mad at all the clouds?

Because they kept throwin shade