What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

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What do you call a Frenchman that wears sandals?

Phillipe Floppe Courtesy, my Neuroscience Prof.

What shoes to chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

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What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

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What's the difference between an angel and a Scotsman?

To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"

What's the difference... ...between Mick Jagger and an angry Scotsman?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"