What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

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Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

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What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil

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What do clouds wear under their clothes?

A: Thunderware.

What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers