What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

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What do you call it when someone makes a slam-dunk wearing shiny handcuffs?

Boom-shackle-lacquer!

What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

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What's wrinkly and hangs out your pants?

Your mother.

Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers