What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

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Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

What is the best thing to wear with a Michel Jackson jacket?

Your Billie Jeans

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What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

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What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone?

A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you get off of my cloud!" while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod get off of my ewe!"

What do you call people that you hate?

Clouds, because once they are gone it's a beautiful day.