What do you call it when someone makes a slam-dunk wearing shiny handcuffs?

Boom-shackle-lacquer!

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What do you call a hippopotamus wearing Tie Dye?

A hippiepotamus

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.