What did the pessimist say to the psychologist?

Only the good die, Jung.

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Where does a psychologist keep his boat?

on a Freudian Slip

What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

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What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

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What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?

They all died Jung.

What did the pessimist say to the psychologist?

Only the good die, Jung.