What did the pessimist say to the psychologist?

Only the good die, Jung.

Previous Random Joke Next

Psychologist Jokes More Psychologist Jokes

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

Why should Ray Charles be a psychologist?

Because he feels for everyone.

Pessimist Jokes More Pessimist Jokes

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.

Jung Jokes More Jung Jokes

What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?

They all died Jung.

What did the pessimist say to the psychologist?

Only the good die, Jung.