What did the pessimist say to the psychologist?

Only the good die, Jung.

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How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb should be willing to change.

How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

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Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

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What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?

They all died Jung.

What did the pessimist say to the psychologist?

Only the good die, Jung.