What did the pessimist say to the psychologist?

Only the good die, Jung.

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Where does a psychologist keep his boat?

on a Freudian Slip

Why should Ray Charles be a psychologist?

Because he feels for everyone.

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What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

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What did the humanistic psychologist say at Freud's funeral?

He died at such a Jung age.

What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?

They all died Jung.