What did the pessimist say to the psychologist?

Only the good die, Jung.

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How many psychologist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

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Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

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What did the humanistic psychologist say at Freud's funeral?

He died at such a Jung age.

What did the pessimist say to the psychologist?

Only the good die, Jung.