What did the pessimist say to the psychologist?

Only the good die, Jung.

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How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb should be willing to change.

Why did the cow go to the psychologist?

She had a fodder complex.

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What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

A: Deterrent.

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.

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What did the pessimist say to the psychologist?

Only the good die, Jung.

What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?

They all died Jung.