How many psychologist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.

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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb they screw in a hot tub.

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, how did they get in there anyway?

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How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.

How many WASPs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair

How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb?

Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.

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What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

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What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

Why should Ray Charles be a psychologist?

Because he feels for everyone.