How many Ukrainians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You don't need to, they glow in the dark.

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How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb?

When this gets 500 upvotes, I'll tell you the answer.

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How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

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Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

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How do u find an old man in the dark?

Its not that hard

How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.

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How do we get in?

Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*

How many Ukrainians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You don't need to, they glow in the dark.

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Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

Where do sad Ukrainians go?

Crimea River.