How many Ukrainians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You don't need to, they glow in the dark.

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How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.

How many violent revolutions does it take to change a lightbulb?

Violent revolutions never change anything.

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How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

How many conspiratards does it take to screw in a light bulb....?

NONE! ITS A SECRET GOVERNMENT PLOT TO KEEP US IN THE DARK!"

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How many girls a boy need to shoot a school?

None.

What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

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What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

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What do you call poultry that glows in the dark?

Chicken Kiev

How many Ukrainians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You don't need to, they glow in the dark.

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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't need to, they glow in the dark...

Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.