How many Ukrainians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You don't need to, they glow in the dark.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many factory farmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they would rather keep you in the dark!

How many dragon Ball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many dragon Ball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!

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What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

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Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

A: Their match wouldn't light.

Where did the ADHD kid spend his summer?

Dark) At a concentration camp.

Glow Jokes More Glow Jokes

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't need to, they glow in the dark...

Ukrainian Jokes More Ukrainian Jokes

Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.