Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

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What can't a man with no arms break?

His fall.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?

DANKE!"

Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

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Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

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What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.

What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies

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Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out