Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

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Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

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Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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A gras shopper.

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A mobile-Chernobyl!

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None. They already glow.

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Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

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Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out