What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

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What are some really stupid jokes?

One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar Students: Sacan Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

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Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

Where live the knights of the round bed?

They live in Cameltoe.

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What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

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Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?

At the ugly parlour.

Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.