What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

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Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

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Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

What do you call a money lender who lives in the ocean?

A loan shark!

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Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.