What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

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Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers?

You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.

How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

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What's a Chinese fisherman's least favorite part of living in Hollywood?

Pilot season

What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

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What snooker and women have in common?

When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

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How do you make a living?

FRANKENSTEIN: make a living what

When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

because you can never be too careful.