What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

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How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live

Where do toilets live?

Porcel Lane.

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Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

What do you call a business man that blocks snow?

A cold wall banker.

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.