How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Ferguson police does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.

What did the light bulb say to the switch?

You turn me on."

Grip Jokes More Grip Jokes

How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

Where's the fire ma'am?

grips lighter* "I'm not sure yet"

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?

A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.