How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.

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Where will the Womens World Cup final be held?

Kitchen Stadium

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: What's a light bulb

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

Grip Jokes More Grip Jokes

How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

What's the difference between a red head and a blue head?

Your grip.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

What do you call a communist hip-hop musician?

MC Hammer and Sickle.