How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You cant count them when its dark

How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

Age

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Germans does to take to screw in a light bulbs?

NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

Grip Jokes More Grip Jokes

Where's the fire ma'am?

grips lighter* "I'm not sure yet"

What's the difference between a red head and a blue head?

Your grip.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

Because he's a Wino-saur!

Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.