How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

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How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light blulb?

Three Fifths

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What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

How 'bout this one?

Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.

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How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

Grip Jokes More Grip Jokes

What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.

How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?

Because you said it was pound cake!

How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.