How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail

Where do noodles get their nails done?

At the spa-getti.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater?

This is the most violent thing I've ever read.

What do you have when you have two small, green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

How many babies does it take to make light?

99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

Where do puppies go when they die?

Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What's a Canadian Anarchist's favorite shape?

A circle, eh.

Why does nobody talk to circles?

Because there is no point!

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What do you call two banana peels on the floor?

Slippers

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

Why is a bear brown?

Because he crawls in his hole during winter.

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.