How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

He got tired of kicking him around.

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How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.

What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

Where do puppies go when they die?

Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

Why does nobody talk to circles?

Because there is no point!

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

Why does Helium go up?

Because the floors Argon.

What Is A Kiss?

Answer: Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

What's white and crawls up your leg?

Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice