What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

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What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?"

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

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How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.

What do you call a snake that studies past events?

A HISSSSStorian.

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How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

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What do you call the sequel to Straight Outta Compton about Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg?

The Next Episode

How many saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes five episodes.