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What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

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What did Snoop say Dr. Dre while binge watching their favorite TV show?

Are you ready for the next episode?

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

What do you call the sequel to Straight Outta Compton about Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg?

The Next Episode

How many saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes five episodes.

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but it takes three episodes.

What's the worst part about season 1 of Lost?

The episode.

Why was the ghost on an episode of Hoaders?

He was a little... Possesive

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes five episodes.

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

What do you get if you flip a Mississippi family's photo album backwards?

An episode of The Biggest Loser

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How many Super Sayajins does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it lasts five episodes. And Kuririn dies.

What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

How many dragon ball characters does it take to change a light bulb ?

Only one... but it will take a few episodes. The lightbulb saga

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What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

Why did the Earth suddenly enter a manic episode then go back to a depressive episode?

Because it's bipolar.

Solo Jokes More Solo Jokes

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

Revenge Jokes More Revenge Jokes

How does Geppetto exact his revenge on Monstro the Whale?

Marry a net maker

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

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