Solo Jokes

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

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What did Chewy say after episode VII?

I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

because the prices were Solo

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

What does Metallica's St. Anger and Star Wars VIII have in common?

No solo.

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Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

Han Solo Jokes More Han Solo Jokes

How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

less than twelve parsecs.

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

Leia Jokes More Leia Jokes

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

Boba Fett Jokes More Boba Fett Jokes

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

What car does Boba Fett drive?

A ManDeLorean.

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

because he can't aim steadily

Why didn't the Mexican go now hunting?

Because he didn't habanero.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

inventor of Autocorrect

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.