Solo Jokes

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

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What did Chewy say after episode VII?

I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

because the prices were Solo

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

What does Metallica's St. Anger and Star Wars VIII have in common?

No solo.

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What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the difference between a rhinoceros and a mattababy?

Works every time What's a mattababy Nothing what's a matta with you

What do you call a lizard that doesn't work?

A reptile dysfunction.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.

How many philosophers does it take to... ...change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

Interrupt Jokes More Interrupt Jokes

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak?

The Game

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.

What will it be!?

The Muslim replies, "Shots for everyone!"

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)