Solo Jokes

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

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What did Chewy say after episode VII?

I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

because the prices were Solo

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

What does Metallica's St. Anger and Star Wars VIII have in common?

No solo.

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Jaw Jokes More Jaw Jokes

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go ride a bike!

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

What is a water bottle's favorite game to play?

Follow the litre.

Interrupt Jokes More Interrupt Jokes

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark?

Is that your final ant sir!

What's your favorite kind of music?

Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, "I'm a metal fan."

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many rats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in the lightbulb first.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the difference between Christianity and Judaism?

Christians pay for their sins

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.