Solo Jokes

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

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What did Chewy say after episode VII?

I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

because the prices were Solo

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

What does Metallica's St. Anger and Star Wars VIII have in common?

No solo.

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What's in a Paul Walker shot ?

An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball

Why did President Kennedy never get drunk?

He wasn't very good at taking shots.

Leia Jokes More Leia Jokes

What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram?

Llamaste.

How many ADHD children does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone?

A Hans free device

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?

To make sure he still wasn't there.

What does George Weasley see in the Mirror of Erised?

His reflection.

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

What does Jimmy have?

Diabetes. Jimmy has diabetes.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How many Ferguson police does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.

Why are Americans so good at shooting?

They have the best schools for it.