Solo Jokes

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

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What did Chewy say after episode VII?

I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

because the prices were Solo

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

What does Metallica's St. Anger and Star Wars VIII have in common?

No solo.

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Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

Interrupt Jokes More Interrupt Jokes

Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

Ben Solo Jokes More Ben Solo Jokes

Why does Kylo Ren have a hard time making friends?

Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.

Why does Kylo Ren have no friends?

Because his whole life he's Ben Solo

Drunk Driving Jokes More Drunk Driving Jokes

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside?

Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.

How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K