Solo Jokes

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

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What did Chewy say after episode VII?

I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

because the prices were Solo

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

What does Metallica's St. Anger and Star Wars VIII have in common?

No solo.

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Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

Who looks after the EuroDisney website?

Mick e-mouse.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life?

He had no leg to stand on.

Star Wars Character Jokes More Star Wars Character Jokes

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

Han Solo Jokes More Han Solo Jokes

How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

less than twelve parsecs.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

A: He got arrested just like you would've.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

Jaw Jokes More Jaw Jokes

How do you castrate an Amish man?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.

How much does a birdhouse cost?

I don't know the exact price but I know they're pretty cheep