Solo Jokes

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

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What did Chewy say after episode VII?

I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

because the prices were Solo

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

What does Metallica's St. Anger and Star Wars VIII have in common?

No solo.

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How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

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Who's There?

Interrupting the whos there) Penny!

How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak?

The Game

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What happened to the dinosaurs that first was aware of the metheorite?

The where petrified.

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many tropical Birds Does it take to Screw in a Lightbulb?

Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

Drunk Driving Jokes More Drunk Driving Jokes

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A: A camera that takes pictures of itself.

Chewy Jokes More Chewy Jokes

What do we have for dinner? Wookie steak. Is it any good?

Well its a little Chewy

What did Chewy say after episode VII?

I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo