Petrify Jokes

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
5.0

Coffee Mug

What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

What happened to the dinosaurs that first was aware of the metheorite?

The where petrified.

You might also enjoy:

Old Tree Jokes More Old Tree Jokes

What did the dog say to the old tree?

Bark

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

What do you call a dinosaur with a super high automobile insurance premium?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Which popstar cuts down trees?

Michael LumberJackson

What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

Old Man Jokes More Old Man Jokes

What do you call an older man who goes after young boys?

Nittany Lions

Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

Petrified Wood Jokes More Petrified Wood Jokes

What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

What do you call an old man's hard on?

Petrified wood.

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone?

A Hans free device