They were all petrified.
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He was petrified.
The where petrified.
They both look good hanging from a tree
Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.
Bark
One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
He scared the hell out of him.
He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.
Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.
May Divorce be with you.*
I think I could use a Han here.
He went home and drowned in his tea pee.
It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.
Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.
You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".
I'msosaurus
A velocirapture
