They were all petrified.
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He was petrified.
The where petrified.
You wave to him
Petrified wood.
A right a right a right!
None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.
Bark
He saw stars.
He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.
It isn't hard.
An old man yelling at the cloud
Vodka does not freeze
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
They outgrew their leotards.
Because they can lie about their age!
May divorce be with you
less than twelve parsecs.