Petrify Jokes

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

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What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

What happened to the dinosaurs that first was aware of the metheorite?

The where petrified.

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Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?

A: What a lavaly day!

What dinosaur loves pancakes?

A: A tri-syrup-tops.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

Why does the German dad scare all the other kids?

Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.

Petrified Wood Jokes More Petrified Wood Jokes

What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

What do you call an old man's hard on?

Petrified wood.

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

Old Tree Jokes More Old Tree Jokes

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

What did the dog say to the old tree?

Bark