Petrify Jokes

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

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What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

What happened to the dinosaurs that first was aware of the metheorite?

The where petrified.

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What happened to the tree after it caught fire?

It became entally handicapped

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

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What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.

What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How'd the monkey fall out of the tree. He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.

What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

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Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

Old Tree Jokes More Old Tree Jokes

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

What did the dog say to the old tree?

Bark

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What do you call an old man's hard on?

Petrified wood.

What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

Old Man Jokes More Old Man Jokes

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.

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What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky?

Just-ice

What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.