What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

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Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

Petrified Wood Jokes More Petrified Wood Jokes

What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

What do you call an old man's hard on?

Petrified wood.