What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

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How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you.

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What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

Weeaboo

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What do you call an old man's hard on?

Petrified wood.

What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.