What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

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What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist?

By becoming a ventriloquist!

How do you scare a snowman?

You get a hairdryer!

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What do you call an old man's hard on?

Petrified wood.

What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.