What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

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What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

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What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

What do you call an old man's hard on?

Petrified wood.