What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

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Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

What is green and pecks on trees ?

Woody Wood Pickle !

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What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

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What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

What do you call an old man's hard on?

Petrified wood.