What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you.

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Beaver Jokes More Beaver Jokes

What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

What's the worst part about being a beaver?

It's a lot of dam work.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice 'gnawing' you!

Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

Gnaw Jokes More Gnaw Jokes

What does Dracula say to his victims?

It's been nice gnawing you.

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!