What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you.

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Beaver Jokes More Beaver Jokes

What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice 'gnawing' you!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Gnaw Jokes More Gnaw Jokes

What does Dracula say to his victims?

It's been nice gnawing you.

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.