What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you.

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Beaver Jokes More Beaver Jokes

Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

Gnaw Jokes More Gnaw Jokes

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you.