A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"
He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.
You Tracer.
The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"
He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap
Missouri.
A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.
Motorist: I was only following orders.
You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you
Because it broke every branch of the law.
One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.
Toga-ether we can rule the world !
The pet store
A rooster!
A rural pool.
It's been nice gnawing you.
A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.
With dog diskettes!
ANSWER: Straw.
Cuz he always uses a straw, man!
The law of gravity
Driver: I don't believe everything I read.