Why are art contests so disappointing?

They always end in a draw

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Why do artists never win when they play football ?

They keep drawing !

Why did the guy not draw a circle?

Because there was no point.

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What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!