Why are art contests so disappointing?

They always end in a draw

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Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

Why do artists never win when they play football ?

They keep drawing !

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What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.