Why did the internet pirate get scurvy?

He couldn't use Lime Wire anymore.

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What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

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Where do internet pirates get their loot?

From pier to pier.

Why did the internet pirate get scurvy?

He couldn't use Lime Wire anymore.