Why did the internet pirate get scurvy?

He couldn't use Lime Wire anymore.

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What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

What do you call an "Asian" that loves using moisturizer?

Laotian.

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What do internet pirates have on their legs?

j.pegs

Where do internet pirates get their loot?

From pier to pier.