Why did the internet pirate get scurvy?

He couldn't use Lime Wire anymore.

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Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

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What do internet pirates have on their legs?

j.pegs

Where do internet pirates get their loot?

From pier to pier.