How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

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What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone?

9gag

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What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb?

You can un-screw a lightbulb.

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

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How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

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What is in a virgin candy bar?

Cherries and nuts

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

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What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

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What do you call a broken can-opener?

A can't opener.

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener