How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.

Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

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Why sacrifice virgins?

Because they've done nothing to deserve it.

How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin?

Because he got nailed three times.

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What did the big firecracker say to the little firecracker?

A: My pop is bigger than your pop.

How did the writer pop the question?

He per-prosed

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What's red and has seven dents in it?

Snow whites cherry.

What is worse than a worm in a cherry?

Half of a worm in half of a cherry.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

How did the bottle of whiskey laugh?

wryly.

Opener Jokes More Opener Jokes

What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too