How did the writer pop the question?

He per-prosed

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What's a rabbits' favorite book?

Hop on Pop.

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

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Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

What did the diva with Alzheimer's disease say?

credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers).