How did the writer pop the question?

He per-prosed

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What goes "snap crackle and pop" ?

A firefly with a short circuit !

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

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What do call an old man that asks questions?

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What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

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What did the diva with Alzheimer's disease say?

credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers).

Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's