How did the writer pop the question?

He per-prosed

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What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

They have too many ft. *edit for spelling

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Why I'm Breaking Up With You" Him: Wait, what the--?

Me: Please hold all questions until the end.

What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals?

2p or not 2p, that is the question."

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Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

What's the difference between a park bench and a writer?

A park bench can support a family.