How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist

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It was stumped.

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Lets go play on our bikes.

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They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

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How does a scientist freshen their breath?

With experi-mints!

What did the scientist say when he discovered the lowest possible temperature?

OK