How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many fuccbois does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

idk, you dtf tho

How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

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When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

is unwise, apparently.

What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

What do you call a pickle sandwich that's a scientist?

Dill Rye