How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist

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What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

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What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.

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Why didn't you answer your home phone?

Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.

Why did Hellen Kellar burn her ear?

The phone rang and she answered the iron. Why did she burn her other ear They called back.

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How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.

How many people with OCD does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. It *has* to be seven.

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Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.