How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist

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How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist

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How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist

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