How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

NINE!

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How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents.

How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

What do you call a German outkast?

Hey, ja!

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How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

A Brazilian.