How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

NINE!

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Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

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What do you call a German outkast?

Hey, ja!

What do you call a German with no good inside?

Guten free.

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How many Narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. But he doesn't screw it in, he just holds it and the world revolves around him.