How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

NINE!

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

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Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in .

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

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How many girlfriends does it take to change a light bulb?

It has to change for itself.

How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.