How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

NINE!

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"

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What do you call a silly, apathetic German boy?

Agoofaloofagus

What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

Gluten tag*

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How many downies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Potatoe

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side.