How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

NINE!

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How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

How many communists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.

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How do you say virgin in German?

Goodandtight

What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

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How many people from Svalbard does it take to change a light-bulb?

Light? What's that?

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.