Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

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How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

What is a catchy Girl's name?

Answer: Annette

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What's the riddle?

What has a foot but no legs?

Why wouldn't Samus go below Brinstar?

Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.

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What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

What did the man say after he got into a fight with the amputee?

You stumped me!