What do amputees and cricket have in common?

Stumps

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Amputee Jokes More Amputee Jokes

What do you call a guy who plays the guitar unplugged?

An amputee

What do you call it when an amputee does Karate?

Partial Arts! :)

Stump Jokes More Stump Jokes

Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

What does a owl say when it stumps it foot?

OOOOOWWWWLLLL....

Cricket Jokes More Cricket Jokes

Who's there ! Cricket ! Cricket who ?

Cricket neck means I can't lift anything !

What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**