Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

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What do you call an elite team of crime solving tree surgeons?

Special branch.

Why are there no black people in the game Clue?

Because then, it would be called Solved.

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What time do Lumberjacks take their tea-break?

TREE O'clock!

What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

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Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

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What does a owl say when it stumps it foot?

OOOOOWWWWLLLL....

What did the man say after he got into a fight with the amputee?

You stumped me!