Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

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What do scientists solve?

Che-mysteries!

Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

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Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

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Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

What did the tree say while it was being transplanted?

Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!

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What did the man say after he got into a fight with the amputee?

You stumped me!

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.