Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

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Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve?

2scooby4doo

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What do you call a dating service for lumberjacks?

Timbr

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

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What happens to all the unsold christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

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What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

What does a owl say when it stumps it foot?

OOOOOWWWWLLLL....