What did the man say after he got into a fight with the amputee?

You stumped me!

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What did the man say after he got into a fight with the amputee?

You stumped me!

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.