What did the man say after he got into a fight with the amputee?

You stumped me!

Previous Random Joke Next

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What's the deal with the Z Fighters?

They aren't fighting to stay awake!

What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

Amputee Jokes More Amputee Jokes

What do you call it when an amputee does Karate?

Partial Arts! :)

What do you call a guy who plays the guitar unplugged?

An amputee

Stump Jokes More Stump Jokes

Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.