What did the man say after he got into a fight with the amputee?

You stumped me!

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Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So that they can get closer to the sink.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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What do you call war fought with bees?

Beeological Warfare

Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

Amputee Jokes More Amputee Jokes

What do you call an amputee that can't answer riddles?

Stumped

What did the man say after he got into a fight with the amputee?

You stumped me!

Stump Jokes More Stump Jokes

Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

What do amputees and cricket have in common?

Stumps