What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

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What do you call Figrin D'an's first born boy?

Son of a Bith!

Where are new Starcraft players born?

In the noobula

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Why don't owls make love in the rain?

Because it's too wet to woo.

What do owls sing when it is raining ?

Too wet to woo' !

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How do you help a choking pig?

With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

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What do you call a bear in the rain?

A drizzly bear.

What do you call a wet bear?

A drizzly bear.