What do you call a bear in the rain?

A drizzly bear.

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Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

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When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !

What do you call dangerous precipitation?

A rain of terror

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What do you call a bear in the rain?

A drizzly bear.

What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course