What do you call a bear in the rain?

A drizzly bear.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !

Why don't owls make love in the rain?

Because it's too wet to woo.

Drizzly Bear Jokes More Drizzly Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

What do you call a bear in the rain?

A drizzly bear.