Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What did Captain Picard call his poop?

Captain's log

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How are one out of three American Boats born?

By Sea-Section.

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.