Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

What does poop have in common with the Boston Rioters?

They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Because he couldn't Bear children.

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

Why do they call wood carving "whittling"?

Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.