Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What do you call it when your Stepmother poops?

A Step-Stool

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call someone who was born in a camper?

A son of a hitch!

Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

Answer: "I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha! :)

What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.