How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

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How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

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How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

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What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

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What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood