How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

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Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

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How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

Answer: "I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha! :)

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When should funerals occur?

Mourning

What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

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What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

How long does it take a necrophiliac to screw in a light bulb?

Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm.