How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

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What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

How do you stretch your back?

I don't know." **shrugs*

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Why we going into the woods?

Let me out"

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

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What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

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How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood