Why we going into the woods?

Let me out"

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Which one!?

I mean let me see your license

How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What's a nice guys favorite type of wood?

M'hogany

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.