Why we going into the woods?

Let me out"

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Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

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Why aren't cars made out of wood?

Because they wooden go.

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.