Which one!?

I mean let me see your license

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What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

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What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.

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Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.