Which one!?

I mean let me see your license

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

What are the four elements?

Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.

License Jokes More License Jokes

What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.