Which one!?

I mean let me see your license

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

Who let the boys out?

Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out ! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going..

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

License Jokes More License Jokes

What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.