Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

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He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

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Just one if its lochte'd

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I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

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Indecent exposure.

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What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.