Are you vegan?
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "
I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?
Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses
Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.
Budweiser
The ones with food.
One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.
You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."
Get another one to yell BINGO
That's all.
Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."
He whale-d
Three way.
Half Calf
Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.
