Personal Question Jokes

What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

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Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

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Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

A: Tea Rex

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it?

w

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

What's grey and never needs ironing ?

A drip dry elephant !

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!

How do you get three old ladies to say the "F" word?

Yell "BINGO!"

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.