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X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.
They're always trying to 1-Up you.
He was on his coffin break.
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
People laughed, because it was a good joke.
Bill Cosby
Unemployed
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?
They needed a developer.
None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place
An itheberg.
Because they were under-ground.
The letter "D" !
Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.
