How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

A: Tea Rex

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Why are you so excited?

the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."

How do you fire a Chinese cook?

Ask him to take wok.

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What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus

What do you call an Irishman who studies dinosaurs?

a paleontologist.

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Where do young cows eat lunch?

In the calf-ateria.

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

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How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

A: Tea Rex

What do you call a dinosaur having brunch?

Tea-Rex