Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

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Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

What's the stupidest animal you can find in a jungle?

A polar bear.

Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

Palm Tree Jokes More Palm Tree Jokes

What tree gives the best high-fives?

A PALM tree!

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!