Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

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Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur with a super high automobile insurance premium?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why are black people so good at jumping?

As developing children their knee grows.

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?

An elephant with hiccups !

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

Palm Tree Jokes More Palm Tree Jokes

What tree gives the best high-fives?

A PALM tree!

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!