Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

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Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

How do dinosaurs smell?

Ex-stinky

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?

A stinkasaurus!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

Palm Tree Jokes More Palm Tree Jokes

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

What tree gives the best high-fives?

A PALM tree!