Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

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Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Why can't dinosaurs talk?

Because they're all dead.

What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

Why should you never play cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs

What's the stupidest animal you can find in a jungle?

A polar bear.

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

Palm Tree Jokes More Palm Tree Jokes

What tree gives the best high-fives?

A PALM tree!

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree