Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

The Dead Sea.

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Whos the coolest guy in hospital?

The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy

What do Native Americans do for the holidays?

Nativities.

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Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

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Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

The Dead Sea.

Why is the Dead Sea a mod on /r/leagueoflegends?

Because it's so salty.