Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

The Dead Sea.

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What does a llama do when it goes on holidays?

Alpaca ya bags.

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

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What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K?

A: A book.

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What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

Why is the Dead Sea a mod on /r/leagueoflegends?

Because it's so salty.