Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

The Dead Sea.

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Where do ants go for their holidays ?

Frants !

Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

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What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.

Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

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What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

The Dead Sea.