Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

The Dead Sea.

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What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

tanksgiving

Why couldn't the whistle blower make it home for the holidays?

he was snowden

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Which day of the week do ghosts like best?

Moandays.

What do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

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Why is the Dead Sea a mod on /r/leagueoflegends?

Because it's so salty.

What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!